Some random things I've been thinking about:

1. Why is it that your mobile phone battery or calling credit always runs out whenever you need to make an important call?

2. Why is it that whenever a mobile phone goes off in a public place, people are always ready to get their phone out, even when the ringtone isn't theirs?

3. Why is it that batteries in digital cameras always run out so quickly? And how come they always run out just when you're about to take a great picture?

4. Could there possibly be any more innuendo in the Sugababes' new single?

5. How come Joey Barton got pulled up and fined for pulling his pants down at City's game against Everton, when nothing was done about the Everton fans who gave him abuse during the match? If those who complained found a flash of his bare arse offensive, did they think the abuse Barton got about him and his family were perfectly acceptable banter?